Thursday, February 16, 2012

Free Arabic Jokes

OSMAN: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night..
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
OSMAN : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

OSMAN complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
OSMAN : 'I was watching TV news...'

OSMAN : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
OSMAN : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..



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