Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year and Merry Christmas greetings


New Hope 'N New Beginnings...
     
Greater Joys For U...

Merry Christmas 'N Happy New Year!
   
Merry Christmas To You!


From My Home To Yours...
  
My Wishes For / To You...

Bright 'N Joyful Christmas!
   
Warmest Wishes For Christmas!


Happiness, Prosperity 'N Success...
    
May All (your) Dreams Come True!

Happier Days Ahead...
     
Happy Ending!

A Merry Christmas And A Prosperous New Year...


I wish you all a very happy, healthy and peaceful Christmas and New Year!

May the Love, Peace, and Joy of Christmas be yours always.

May your Christmas be warm with sharing, bright with caring and filled with love. Happy Holidays!
  
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your heart and fill every desire.
  
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Happy Christmas

 A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! 

 Light up with smiles. Pace up your walk May Christmas come and become an everyday happening Have a fantastic Christmas.
  
 May the spirit of Christmas bless your home always.
 May all those you hold dear, always be near and warm your heart
 And may your fides always be bright with cheer
 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. Merry Christmas.
  
May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill...
 May the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Have a Merry Christmas.
I wish you a joyous Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  
The merry season is here when time stand still and the earth rejoice in joyful spirit and soulful splendor.
Here’s wishing you Christmas joys every day of the New Year, Merry Christmas!
  
May the candles burn bright, casting upon you their holy light, bringing a glow to your heart, ‘coz you, dear friend, are a class apart.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
  
As you relish the goodies, decorate every nook and corner of your home and enjoy the get-togethers...
 May the joy and festivities continue to radiate in your lives, long after Christmas is gone. Merry Christmas!
 Happy New Year!
  
Christmas is... about church bells, Christmas trees, carols, twinkling lights and joy filled days, too.
Christmas is... about hoping and wishing for life's very best for you. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life.
  
Hoping that this New Year leads you towards path of new found glories.
  
On the onset of New Year sending you the warmest of wishes.
  
Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success.
  
May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations.
  
With all the Rose's Perfume and with all the lights in the world and with all the children's Smiles...
 I Wish U that ur all dreams comes true. Happy New Year 2012!

 May this New Year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
  
May the New Year brings new hopes, new promises and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives.
Have a Joyous New Year!
  
New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship.
 It's the time to thank God for wonderful friends, and to bring to their lives as much magic as they bring to ours... So here's celebrating our Friendship and praying that its magic continues forever. Happy New Year!

 May this year mark the beginning of a year of pleasure and discovery for you.
May each day hold something special, that is wonderful and new... For you deserve the best of everything, that life can ever bring. Happy New Year!
  
May this New Year adorn your life with many beautiful things and sweet memories to cherish forever.
And care of those whom the heart holds close, along with abundant joys and happiness, for you and your family.
Wishing you life's best this New Year.
  
This note comes especially, dear Friend, to wish you a marvellous start as the year begins.
And hope that all your dreams come true, making it truly a Wonderful year for you.
  
Better than any New Year has been and will be, Better than any joy known or to be known, Better than any wish realised or to be realised-
that's how, this New Year should be for you. Have a great new year.
  
This message comes to wish you happiness and every good thing too, to make this New Year, a wonderful one for you and then the kind of happiness desired by your heart and family times, filled with peace and joy, right from the start. Happy New Year!
  
May all the dreams in your eyes, all the desires in your heart and all the hopes in your life blend together to give you the most spectacular New Year ever. Happy New Year!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Pubic Hair


Pubic hair is programmed to grow a certain amount

All hair on the body is controlled by a “growth program” which determines the growth duration (and consequently the length) of hair. Pubic hair has a shorter growth duration (on average just a few months) compared to hair on the head. This is what stops pubic hair growing to unmanageable lengths.

Blowsy Gal


Fascinating Fact: The term “blow job” comes from the Victorian times

In Victorian times, a slang term for a prostitute was “blowsy”. At the same time, “blow” was slang for ejaculation. Consequently, by the 1930s, the act of fellatio came to be known as a blow job. It was also used to describe jet planes in World War Two. In Ancient Greece, the common slang for a blow job was “playing the flute”.

Animal Prostitution


Pick up a penguin

Penguins are turning to prostitution. But instead of doing it for money, Antarctic dolly-birds are turning tricks to get rocks off their menfolk.

Stones are essential for penguins to build their nests. A shortage has led to the unorthodox tactics.

"Stones are the valuable currency in penguin terms," said Dr Fiona Hunter, a researcher in the Zoology Department at Cambridge University, who has spent five years observing the birds' mating patterns.

Prostitution is described as the world's oldest profession. But Dr Hunter is convinced it is the first time it has been seen in animals.

Penguin partners

All of the female penguins Dr Hunter observed trading sex for stones had partners.

Penguins stick to the same mate, she said, but none of the males twigged what was happening.

"There was no suspicion on the part of the males. Females quite often go off on their own to collect stones, so as far as the males are concerned there is no reason to suspect."

She added: "It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up."

Dr Hunter and Dr Lloyd Davis of the University of Otago watched the penguins at work on Ross Island, about 800 miles from the South Pole as part of a Antarctica New Zealand programme.

Tricking their prey

On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating.

Having bagged their stone, they would then run off.

"The courtship display is a head-bowing display," Dr Hunter said. "It usually starts with the male, who bows his head and looks out the corner of his eye."

She said she does not think the female penguins are doing it just for the stones.

"The female only takes one or two stones," she said. "It takes hundreds to build the nest to get their eggs off the ground.

"I think what they are doing is having copulation for another reason and just taking the stones as well. We don't know exactly why, but they are using the males."

She said the female penguins could also be testing potential future mates, in case their existing partner died before the next mating period.

The single male penguins appeared to have only their own pleasure as a motive.

The action takes place during a three-week mating period starting in late October.

The most stones Dr Hunter saw a single female taking was 62, although she said she suspects her final total was higher.

The number of prostitute penguins is quite low, she said.

"It's probably only a few percent," she said. "I was watching opportunistically, so I can't give an exact figure of how common it really is."

Other animals have been seen trading food for sexual favours but only within a partnership.

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Monday, December 26, 2011

Kama Sutra is about sexual and social relations


Did you know that the world-famous book "Kamasutra" includes not only descriptions of sexual positions, but also thoughts about relationships, men and women and life in general? In fact, sexual positions in this book is devoted to India only one-fifth (15 chapters out of 64). Most of the book are reflections on love in general, about girls, about men, about the relationship between the sexes, and charm of courtship.

The word "Kamasutra" is translated as "instruction on the chamber," that is about all aspects of love and satisfaction. However, among the Europeans, the Kama Sutra is of interest primarily because it described in sexual positions.

For scientists, it also represents another value: the book describes the fascinating facts about life in India at that time.

Sources: Wikipedia (Kama Sutra).



This cashmere


Cashmere is a mountain goat down (undercoat). The word cashmere came from the name of the province on the border between India and Pakistan, which was originally grown, these goats. The air temperature there can range from -40 to 40 degrees. It is a sharply continental climate led to the formation of local goats particular hair with a double layer: softest down inside and Kemp at the top. These goats are not cut, but combed during molting.

Each goat received only 100-150 grams of fluff, but this is enough for a scarf ... for sweaters need down with 2 or 3 animals. From weaving down a very thin thread, if a human hair has a thickness of 50 microns, the quality cashmere yarn - 16 microns!


Large shawl made of wool produced in Kashmir (North India) since the XV century. In Europe, these scarves brought Napoleon Bonaparte from the Egyptian campaign as a gift to his wife Josephine de Beauharnais. It perfectly complements fashionable at the time of the finest muslin dresses with high waist. We must assume that not only amazingly beautiful ornaments and soft boosted the popularity of these shawls, but also the fact that Empire-style dresses were, despite their appealing lightness and transparency is very cold.
The climate of Paris is still somewhat different from the climate of ancient Greece, whose fashion imitated the French at that time. Doctors pleaded disable this mode, offering the ladies to go to the Pere Lachaise cemetery and see how pretty anemones died because of it - from a cold. However, women who did not want to part with seductive clothes, easier to fix the problem and began to warm up with warm shawls. In many portraits of the time you can see fine examples of this accessory.



In the middle of the XIX century, all jealous of the French Empress Eugenie - her shawls were so thin that took place in a ring which she wore on the thumb. In the last century the fashion of Chanel cashmere back, and then - Grace Kelly, with its famous knitwear twos. Popular this stuff and now: a hypoallergenic, soft, and even 8 times warmer than sheep's wool!

The cruel beauty


Pearl's death.
We used to think that there is a pearl in the shell of a grain of sand, accidentally got there. But this is just a beautiful legend vendors who surrounded his goods romantic flair. We admire the pearls, not knowing that the most beautiful gem - it's just a beautiful sarcophagus for a worm. Pearl is born, when inside a tiny parasite kills mussels. He made his way inside, through the shell valves to eat meat mussels. To get rid of the threat of mussel kills it, covering it with layers of nacre. This process continues until the end of her life.

Violence, for the sake of beauty.
Method of production of cultured pearls is in fact an act of violence against the poor oysters.
This method is patented in 1900, by Japanese Mikimoto Kokochii (after 20 years of research).
Two years of deception pearls make relax, placing them in warm water. When the shells are opened, make a puncture in the gonads (reproductive organs) and placed there a seed. Most often it is polished beads from shells and 2-mm plate of oysters other epithelia of the mantle, which stimulates the production of nacre. After this delicate pearl recover within three months .. but many of them die as a result of this second operation.

St. Peter's fish

Did you know that the biblical fish, which Christ fed the hungry 5000, which caught the next St. Peter - this is not some abstract "Fish", but it is quite certain - GalileyskayaTilyapiya. It is found in the Promised waters of Lake Kinneret (it is the same - the Sea of ​​Galilee). That is where the fishermen - the disciples of Christ - were unprecedented haul. Christ being raised from the dead, showed them where to throw the net (John 21; 1-14).

However, Tilapia is found in many freshwater and saline water bodies all over the world. This fish has an interesting feature. The female lays eggs in the nest, but after fertilization it collects in the mouth and blows. The male immediately invited into the slot next girlfriend. A female with offspring in the mouth showing the wonders of dedication and it may not eat for a week. The result is that this fish has a lot of offspring and their survival rate is very high. Apparently, due to such vivid life, the image of tilapia so evident in the monuments of culture, and long before the biblical story. 

Funny Christmas Quotes

Some Christmas quotes for everyone


"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space."
Dave Barry


"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'"
Dave Barry

"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Phyllis Diller


"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet."

"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark."
Dick Gregory

"Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie


"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Johnny Carson.

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning.


"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Jay Leno.

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
Shirley Temple


"Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?"
Tom Armstrong

"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year."
P. J. O'Rourke


"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries."
W.J. Cameron.

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."
Victor Borge


"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other."

"Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day."
Helen Steiner Rice